Coming Soon - The Release of the List
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Subscribers, Free and Paid, Here is the Plan
Within the next two weeks, I will have the first big list of jobs.
Why two weeks? Because we are just starting the school year, I am building a new AI Server, and I am on an intensive 6-day-a-week workout schedule.
ATS resumes are on the rise. People might tell you that international schools do not have ATS systems, but that is no longer true. If you have seen APLI, Bamboo HR, ADP, etc, those are ATS-based. The reason things are changing? AI. AI doesn’t like those fancy Canva resumes or your nice headshot.
Paid subscribers will get an ATS-compliant resume made by my AI to combat “their” AI; It’s AI vs AI people!
Traditional memes will also return; although I do like my AI image builder, it doesn’t make me laugh.
🚀 Big News from PancakeOnAStick: Resume Power-Up + 10% Off Until Oct 20!
I’ve got an awesome deal for you — and it’s more than just syrupy goodness.
🧇 From now until October 20, if you sign up for an Annual Subscription, you’ll get 10% off — AND a game-changing new perk:
✨ Online Resume Hosting (Included with Annual)
Your resume — but make it beautiful.
I’ll host your resume as a professionally styled HTML page. Think clean layout, modern fonts (hello, Figtree 👀), your own link to share, and yes — you can download it as a PDF anytime you want. It’s perfect for job applications, LinkedIn, or just to feel like you’re absolutely crushing it. It’s like LinkedIn… but better looking and not controlled by robots.
🧠 But wait… what’s this “ATS resume” thing?
Glad you asked.
ATS = Applicant Tracking System.
These are the robots that scan resumes before a human ever sees them. If your resume isn’t robot-approved, it may never even hit a recruiter’s screen.
So I’m creating a second version of your resume (text-optimized, keyword-friendly, clean formatting) and emailing it to you, ready to upload to job portals like Indeed, LinkedIn, and company sites that use systems like Bamboo HR. It’s like giving your resume a passport to sneak past the robot bouncers.
Check Out the SAMPLE Resumes Here (https://virtualresume.org)
🍳 What Do Paid Subscribers Get?
Besides the exclusive resume hosting + ATS versions…
✅ Early Access to Jobs – You get listings a full day before free subscribers
✅ 1:1 Support – Want feedback? Negotiation tips? Help navigating a contract? You can book time directly with me
✅ Priority Memes – OK, this one’s unofficial. But I always save my best for my favorite people.
🔥 How to Get the Deal
🗓️ Subscribe Annually before October 20
💸 Get 10% Off
💼 Get a beautiful online resume, a robot-ready ATS version, and job alerts before anyone else
Let's level up your job hunt.
Let’s make your resume change your life.
👉 Subscribe Now – because the robots are watching.
– Tony
Chief Syrup Officer at PancakeOnAStick 🥞